The Real Housewives of recent Jersey celebrated the Summer Solstice by looking to open up their third eye chakra on last night's episode. Yeah, we do not know what meaning either but we break all of it down here in THG's +/- recap!
Teresa is very good ... at placing blame. On taking responsibility, not a lot.
First off she's still upset about her husband's black eye which needless to say is all Richie's fault. Minus 12. I'm sure poor Joe was just an innocent bystander in that scuffle.
Who is she kidding? But in usual Teresa fashion she can't let it go. She even tells Rich he may have poked his eye out.
Joe's a giant boy. I'm sure he can fight his own battles.
Of course it's hard to inform who has the brains within the Guidice family. We all know Joe's had at the very least one DWI, then was caught driving with a suspended license, and eventually took someone else's ID to take a look at and get a brand new license. Minus 15.
Somehow the man can always have the opportunity to make a nasty situation worse.
Teresa cries about what's being said in magazine articles about her and her family but even Jacqueline realizes that Teresa's making her own problems there so Plus 8. She agreed to do the interview and i am sure she got paid handsomely for it. Now she's crying?
While everyone's down the shore their problems simmer under the outside. The children appear to be the single ones having fun but they're also allowed to run wild.
Kathy seems to simply one to stress concerning the teenagers fooling around the water. After which we see the youngsters running on the street. Oye. Minus 10 as it looks as if a disaster waiting to happen.
As Gia is seen screaming with fists clenched as she tries to discipline little terror, Milania, i ponder where she learned that behavior from?
But back to Teresa. The minute she hears that Caroline goes through menopause she decides that is why she's been this kind of bitch to her. For sure it has nothing to do with anything Teresa's done. Minus 9.
Back home, Caroline tries to encourage Lauren in her weight-loss goal and the lady is calling thinner despite snarky comments from her brothers. Plus 10.
But Lauren's got some real self-worth issues. She seems to think making lots of cash and being thin may help that. i don't believe Lauren needs money up to she should get out on her own and stand on her own two feet, without her family coddling her.
Then we're off to the Summer Solstice party where everyone wears white and hopes to cleanse the bad energy. Ha!
I must mention, if Melissa's outfit got any shorter she may need gotten cited for indecent exposure. i believe those were shorts, kind of. A minimum of she's got the legs for it so Plus 10.
Jacqueline keeps looking to play mediator between Teresa and Melissa and quite literally throws both together. Plus 8 for having good intentions but it's true. The street to Hell is paved with them.
First Teresa walks away because Melissa stated that her husband went to jail. Is that this some big secret? No but apparently there's special Jersey code that she didn't use. Nobody is meant to say jail or prison.
The correct protocol is to assert that he went away. Minus 12. How sad is it that here is common enough of their lives to have a suite of rules for discussing it.
When Teresa storms off, Jacqueline follows but Teresa's upset that Melissa didn't chase after her. She is this kind of drama queen.
When Melissa gets dragged obtainable again, she finally tells Teresa how ticked off she is that she's running around basically saying that Melissa's a cheater. Plus 8 for finally calling out the elephant inside the room.
But Teresa's not about to apologize. She's heard it from people. I always love the mysterious people reference as though that excuses anything she's said.
Then Teresa blames her brother for telling Melissa inside the first place. Minus 7. As though he wasn't going to inform his wife! But nevertheless i'm wondering how much Teresa's husband hides from her.
If Jacqueline thinks she will be able to fix any of this she's completely naive and she's probably going to should pick an aspect on this war soon.
Unfortunately we never even get to the psychic readings. And Kathy wonders how things got so bad. The party had its own fairies for goodness sake.
So do you observed Teresa's so fixated on Melissa cheating on Joe because she worries about her brother or is she just distracting herself from the fears that her own husband is cheating on her. What are the percentages?
Just another party in Jersey.
EPISODE TOTAL: -21! SEASON TOTAL: -132!
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